|~About Being LOST~|
~ LOST in THE ISLAND of ~
summary: Flight 2006 of V-A-S-H-A airlines crashes into a not-so-unknown mass of land. All miraculously survive. Damn it.
warning: A parody of different characters from different films. A lampoon. It's so horrible. It's ridiculous. Whacked! Whacked! Whhhhhhhhacked!!!
film/shows incorporated: Lost. The Newlyweds. Starwars. Legally Blonde. Titanic. GMA7's Chikka Minute. Smallville. Arrested Development. Cast Away. House. The Matrix.The Joy Luck Club. Veronica Mars. The OC. One Tree Hill. The Wizard of Oz.
MAJOR DISCLAIMER: Characters from the above are not mine. Pictures used below are from google.
THE CAST
Jack as JAM CO
Sawyer as DREW FERNANDES
Sun as MARY KATE JOY dela CRUZ
Jin as ROBINSON KING
Hurley/Lois Lane as CAMS CARANDANG
Locke as VAL AVERIA
Sayid/Superman as MR MUNDA
Shannen/Empress Tzu Hsi as TARA SY
Ana Lucia/Trinity as ANNA CHUA
Kate as KARREN LOPEZ
Claire as MEA GUINHAWA
Pia Guanyo as APOL QUEJADA
Charlie / Anhhh-yahhh / Anakin a.k.a. "Darth Vader" as JOSEPH de JESUS
Mei-Mei / Chun- Li as SABRINA LIM UY
Veronica Mars as LEN MAMARADLO
Ethan as AMARISH
Nurse Lt. Evelyn Johnson as JACKY
Elle Woods/Brooke Davis as ISA DUMANDAN
Neo a.k.a. "The One" as DAVID LEE
Dr. Gregory House as TONIO BERROYA
Jesus Christ/Santana as RANDY
Tom Hanks as GV ABEJUELA
Mr. Solis as GABBY TIONGSON
Michael Bluth as MIKEL GARCIA
Lindsay Bluth Fünke as JEN SIMPAO
Tobias Fünke as CARLOS, CARLOS, JR.
Nick Lachey as HENRIK RESURRECCION
Jessica Simpson as CZARINA SAN PABLO
Hart Evangelista/Mrs. Rosales as ROCHELLE VERON
Rose DeWitt Bukater/Marissa as NINA CRUZ
Jack Dawson as JACOB CUSI
Guest Stars...
Ashely Olsen as CAT OBILLOS
Mary Kate Olsen as ARAM ZARATE
AGENT MARSHALL FLINKMAN as KAKAM GABUNADA
AGENT SYDNEY BRISTOW as JESSICA YAP
Bruiser/Toto as AKAMARU
Cameo appearances by:
The Mysterious People from The Island as ADI, PIPO LINA, and NIKKO ATIENZA
And introducting
Len Go as HERSELF
Elle Woods/Brooke Davis as ISA DUMANDAN
Neo a.k.a. "The One" as DAVID LEE
Dr. Gregory House as TONIO BERROYA
Jesus Christ/Santana as RANDY
Tom Hanks as GV ABEJUELA
Mr. Solis as GABBY TIONGSON
Michael Bluth as MIKEL GARCIA
Lindsay Bluth Fünke as JEN SIMPAO
Tobias Fünke as CARLOS, CARLOS, JR.
Nick Lachey as HENRIK RESURRECCION
Jessica Simpson as CZARINA SAN PABLO
Hart Evangelista/Mrs. Rosales as ROCHELLE VERON
Rose DeWitt Bukater/Marissa as NINA CRUZ
Jack Dawson as JACOB CUSI
Guest Stars...
Ashely Olsen as CAT OBILLOS
Mary Kate Olsen as ARAM ZARATE
AGENT MARSHALL FLINKMAN as KAKAM GABUNADA
AGENT SYDNEY BRISTOW as JESSICA YAP
Bruiser/Toto as AKAMARU
Cameo appearances by:
The Mysterious People from The Island as ADI, PIPO LINA, and NIKKO ATIENZA
And introducting
Len Go as HERSELF
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kiddies, note that the ones written in capital letters are the CHARACTERS. The ones which are not are the REAL people. I know, it's messed up, but try to get why it was done that way. Muahwahahaha. Only Len Go is real. See, whacked, whacked, whacked!
posted by jaded_quill at 1:30 PM
4 Comments:
WAHAHAHAHAHA! galing mag-casting ni val! cant wait for the continuation. =P
damn, now this, is a killer! damn! this is whacked!
ahem... i honored to be a part of this saga! especially as one of the "mysterious people from the island!" hehehe...
i love it i love it i love it!!!DAY 2 PLEASE! :) -keto
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