The Island of Naboooh
Day 1: The Island of Nabooh
INT. V-A-S-H-A- AIRPLANE. - DAY
Screams. Chaos. The plane shakes and spins uncontrollably...
MEA
[crying]
DADDYYYYY! Mhuwaaaaa!
JAC
Miss, miss, it's okay. Captain Garcia will take of us.
[holds up his hand]
Do you trust me?
MEA
Huwaaat?!
From the back row...
NINA
[shouting]
I trust you!
The plane shakes...
MIKEL
Folks, this is Captain Garcia speaking. Just hold on to your seats and to your loved ones. Everything's going to be all right. Everything's going to be ---
The plane plummets...
MIKEL
Puchangina-syeeetttt! Mamamatay tayo!
[to control] Mayday, mayday, Lt. Solis, do you read me? We're off our course! We're off our ----
The plane's right wing dissappears in the air...
MEA
[tearful]
DADDYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Jac slaps her.
JAC
Ano ba?! Trust me nga eh!
MIKEL
[eyes widening]
Holy mother of God! We're gonna ----
A deafening sound as the plane crashes and the engine explodes.
Then silence.
EXT. NABOOOH SHORELINE - DAY
V-A-S-H-A Aircraft is in ruins. Everyone is bruised and bloodied. Smoke and fire rise from the left wing.
A small, innocent girl wearing a red cheongsam walks by. Confused. Disoriented. About to have a panic-attack.
BRINNIE
This is not happening. This is not happening. I'm gonna close my eyes and click my heels...
She closes her eyes and clicks her lily-foot-sized feet...
BRINNIE
There is no place like home...There is no place like home...
Her meditation is interrupted by a Dachshund trampling on her.
BRINNIE
WAHHH!
A sexy-foxy woman runs in slow-mo...
ISA
Bruiser! Bruiser! Don't run, we're not in Kansas anymore!
Bruiser barks and runs back to Isa.
ISA
Get off the little Chun-li look-alike! Bad dog!
She sexily pouts. Then offers a hand to Brinnie.
ISA
Are you okay? I hope you didn't break a nail or something...
Brinnie gets up and looks around, lip trembling.
BRINNIE
[crying]
Muaaaah! I'm still here! I'm sill here! Ahhh-hiii-yaaah? Ahhh-hiii-yaaah?
She walks away, still disoriented, leaving Isa and Bruiser behind.
ISA
[hollers to Brinnie]
Call me!
EXT. BASE CAMP - DAY
On the safe part of a beach, the captain and the crew stare at the crazed mob.
MIKEL
We have to do something...David? How's the transmitter?
DAVID
I'm still trying to get a signal.
He fiddles a box-shaped gadget with the letters S-O-N-Y imprinted on it.
DAVID
Damn, it won't work captain. [frowns] If only I had my shades, I'd see better...
EXT. MEDIC CAMP - DAY
By another corner at the beach...
JAM
I don't see why we can't coordinate.
TONIO
Ganito. Ako, head ako ng Diagnostic Team. Ikaw, surgeon. Magkaiba tayong fields.
JAM
But people need our help! People are dying!
TONIO
Sabi ng bigyan mo lahat ng Biogesic Paracetamol eh. Bakit mo ba ako kailangan? Magagamot mo naman lahat yan.
JAM
[shocked]
Dr. House!
TONIO
Sa mga challenging na sakit lang ako. Yung mga walang nakaka-solve. Okay?
Sige na, alis diyan, hahanapin ko pa yung batuta ko...
Limping, he leaves her. Jam is angry and turns to the girls.
JAM
No one likes to take the initiave? Fine. I'll be THE LEADER. Okay?
CAMS/JACKY/ANA/APOL
Okay!
JAM
First things first. Jacky, you'll be head nurse, try to check on the wounded. Be careful with the syringes. They. Are. Not. Play. Things.
JACKY
Yes, doc.
JAM
Also, we need a head count kung sino ang nag-survive. Cams, you take care of the manifest.
CAMS
[pulls out a notebook] On it.
JAM
Apol.
APOL
Yes?
JAM
Try to coordinate with David. See if may signal na from the blackbox. We need some live coverage. You have your mic with you?
APOL
[pulls out a mic] Always.
JAM
Okay, that's settled then. Go!
EXT. SHORELINE - DAY
By mid afternoon, the men and women and 1 child [Brinnie] seem to be all settled.
By the shore, 5 feet away from the crash site, 2 sexy women sunbathe.
A paranoid and pregnant Mea walks towards them.
MEA
Girls, all i'm saying is, kung ma-stu-stuck tayo dito for sometime, we have to know how to get food diba?
ISA
[pops on her shades]Sure! The guys can like, fish!
NINS
Yeah!
She puts on her SPF 1000+ sunblock.
NINS
Nandyan naman sina GV eh. They're used to like, the mountains and beaches right?!
MEA
Well, I still think we have to contribute. Let's be food-gatherers!
Isa blanches.
ISA
Eewwww, what's that?
MEA
You know, like before during the Neanderthal period? Men are the hunters and providers, women, the gatherers of veggies and fruits...
She lovingly carresses her swollen belly.
NINS
I think that's your maternal hormones kicking in...
MEA
Hmmm, tama ka.
She looks around at THE FOREST and her eyes brighten.
MEA
Is that...is that...
ISA
What is it?
MEA
[fascinated] A banana tree...
EXT. DEEP IN THE FOREST. BY THE WATER FALLS - DAY
The twins are laughing. Splashing water against each other. In their skimpy tanks and bikinis to show off their sexy ribs...
Suddenly, a RUMBLING SOUND...
ARAM
Ashley!
CAT-O
Yes, Mary Kate?
He is panting and horrified.
ARAM
The forest...it's ALIVEEEEEE!!!!!
They run for cover.
EXT. THE WOODS - DAY
MR
Anak ng baka! Ano yun?
JEN
It's nature's way of getting back at us! With all the illegal logging going on!
MR
As a primordial being with enhaned powers, naiisip kong kailangan parin natin magputol ng mga puno.
JEN
Um, excuse me?! What trees? I'm campaigning for "Save a Life, Save a Tree" program. Magagalit sainyo si Fr. David. And didn't you learn anything about the value of ALL living things from Jimeneeb? Hello?! Ako kaya highest sa orals? Tanong mo pa kay Cza!
MR
Eh paki ko ba!? Pag-umungol yang gubat na yan, at least ako may pana at bato!
He storms off.
BENSON
Emmm! Hintay!
He runs after MR, backpack bouncing.
EXT. MEDIC CAMP - DAY
Jam, the leader, is infuriated.
JAM
Um, excuse, I believe that's my tree log you're sitting on?
A tall male with an AUSTRALIAN accent turns and smiles at her.
DREW
Oh, sorry meh-mmm...
Jam is flustered and charmed.
JAM
It's okay. What are you doing here?
DREW
Just wanted to report. Most of the people have set up camp at a nearby cave.
JAM
A cave? That's good.
DREW
I've taken the liberty of gathering all the luggage.
JAM
Why's that?
DREW
[smirks]
I love to scavenge...
JAM
Ahh...errr. all right. So, anyone who needs supplies will have to go to you then.
He smiles and runs a hand through his hair.
DREW
'course...that's the idea.
He winks.
INT. CAVE - DAY
A young man and woman are fighting.
CZA
I don't wanna sleep here, it's too dark!
HENRIK
Hindi tayo pwede sa labas! Kita mo nang buhay tong gubat!
CZA
Fine!
She pouts and crosses her arms.
HENRIK
O, galit pa!
JR
[watching from a corner]
Tsk..newlyweds!
He struts away from the bantering couple, to the rocky part of the cave, serving as as a makeshift living room.
He sits on top a rock, shifts until he's comfortable. He closes his eyes, takes a deep breath and starts to meditate...
JR
I can feel...the earth...the sun...it's calling me...it's calling me...
Eyes closed. Lips pursed. He chants.
Perspiration starts to trickle down his temple...
JR
uhummmm....uhummmm...
A shadow behind his back. Someone creeping...
JOSEPH
OY!
JR falls from his seat. Surprised.
JR
Pare naman! [scratches his head] Sabi nang wag ka mangingiliti!
He raises his shirt and touches the sides of his stomach.
JR
Bumaon yang daliri mo sa gilid ko ah!
JOSEPH
Ah ganun ba? Sorry pare ha, di ko na madisciplina daliri ko eh. Tingnan mo.
Joseph raises his hand and both stare in awe of the fingers shaking uncontrollably.
JR
[husky] Pare...dude, tsong, heavy! Iba na yan ah...
JOSEPH
Di kaya ng walang hinahawakang yosi eh.
JR
Nasan na mga Winston mo?
JOSEPH
Eh nandun sa supplies camp ni Drew. Pare, pucha, gawin ba namang 'barter policy'?! Wala naman akong mabibigay.
Suddenly, a blinding light! A white figure with a halo appears...
RANDY
That's when you're wrong, my brothers...
Randy raises his right hand, with a gaping hole in the middle, blood spurting everywhere.
Joseph and JR grimace.
RANDY
Learning to love yourselves, is the greatest love of all...
JOSEPH/JR
OOohhhhh...
Randy smiles widely. White teeth shinning.
RANDY
That's right! Stay in school. Be cool. And don't do drugs. Aight?!
They high-five.
JOSEPH/JR
Aight!
RANDY
Peace out!
He dissappears.
JR
[awed] Whooah! Heaavy pare, heavy!
JOSEPH
This island is really creepy.
They nod.
JOSEPH
So, ano ibig sabihin ng mysterious haloed-figure with a beard? That I should what? Give myself to Drew? Barter myself for a box of yosi?
Jr scratches his goatee, thinking.
JR
Mukhang ganun na nga...
JOSEPH
Pero been there, done that na. Nag-downloadable love na kami kasami nina Tonio. Wala ba siyang natutunan about commodification?! Di pwede katawan ko, may pagbibigyan pa ko nito!
JR
Mukhang kailangan mo na mag-quit pare...
JOSEPH
Pare, that's so hard!
JR
[pats him] Pare, in life, everything is hard.
INSERT SHOT: Supplies Camp
Drew in shades lounging by the shores, drinking buko with a smile on his face, with Isa and Nina in bikinis dancing.
End shot.
JOSEPH
Pare, tulungan mo ko. Anong gagawin ko? Nanginginig na pati ibang daliri ko. Lalo na hinlalaki ko.
JR
[gives him a look]Anong malaki?!
He scoots away.
JR
Pare, sorry pero that's not my thing...
JOSEPH
Hinlalaki! Yung daliri sa paa! Eto naman, oh.
JR
Okay fine, solusyonan na natin ang addiction mo.
He scratches his goatee again.
JR
Kailangan kasi may gawin yang daliri mo para hindi manginig...ano kaya? Ahhh alam ko na!
JOSEPH
Talaga?! Ano pare?! Ano?
JR
Shhhh...close your eyes.
Joseph does as he's told.
JR begins to chant.
Joseph peeps.
JR
Pikit sabi!
JOSEPH
Sorry, sorry. Game na. Promise.
Chanting continues.
JR
Okay, open na.
Joseph slowly opens his eyes. And shinning before him...
JOSEPH
HOLY GUACAMOLE! It's, it's...
He pants in disbelief.
JR
Yes, your dream guitar. The Gibson Les Paul.
JOSEPH
The Jimmy Page signature model?
JR
Of course!
He hands it to him.
JOSEPH
[takes it]Thanks pare. But how? What? Huh?
JR smiles and shakes his head.
JR
Dream...Believe...Survive.
He nods and looks heavenward.
JR
The Island...is alive!
EXT. THE CAVE - DAY
By the coconut trees...
VAL
Shotgun! Hammock!
HENRIK
Ano bang pinagsasabi mo? We're lost in this mysterious, freaky...MOANING island! Walang hammock dito!
VAL
[leans on a tree] Two trees, the shade, the cool breeze, ERGO, hammock!
HENRIK
San ka naman kukuha ng hammock, aber?
VAL
Duh?! Kay Drew!
HENRIK
Ha! Barter policy nga siya! Pinagpalit ko na nga yung kaisa-isa kong Lacoste shirt para lang magkaroon ng unan yung asawa ko eh. Tapos ikaw, sa tingin mo ganong kadali kumuha ng gamit pang-hamok?
He snorts arrogantly. Crosses his arms over his chest.
VAL
Ha! Just because muntik nako mag-basic math AND "D" ako sa accounting, AND "F+" ako sa stat AND dri-nop ko yung subject AND inabandon ko kayong groupmates ko, AND nag-shift ako to comm doesn't mean wala nakong ibang abilities!
She frowns.
VAL
Logically, it doesn't follow!
HENRIK
Ano ba pinagsasabi mo? Off-topic ka! Hammock pinag-uusapan natin ah?!
VAL
Duh, rant lang! Kumain ka na ba? Ba't ang init ng ulo mo?
HENRIK
Hay ewan! Tara, tingnan na lang natin kung makukuha mo materyales mo.
VAL
Why, you're laughing! [smirks]Excuse me!
HENRIK
Hindi kasi ganun kadali yun eh.
VAL
But you underestimate the powers of a woman...
EXT. THE WOODS - DAY
MR
Ilang sibat na yan?
ROBINSON
Isa...dalawa...DALAWA!
MR tosses his machete to the ground.
MR
Pwede na yan! Takte! Tagaktak na pawis ko! Dapat sinama natin yung mga batak ang katawan. Ang hirap magputol ng puno.
A chilly wind...
JEN
[v.o.,haunting]
I told you so....
MR
Naaay! Tara na, bilisan na natin. Kinikilabutan nako dito.
ROBINSON
[jumping happpily]
O-tei!
EXT. SHORES - DAY
GV frames Apol into a box using his fingers.
GV
1...2...3, Pasok Apol!
APOL
Salamat GV!
She smiles. A hairbrush is used as a microphone.
APOL
At ngayon sa nagbabagang mga balita na nakakakiliti. Tatlong-pu! Natagpuang BUHAY dito sa ISLA!
She starts to walk. GV follows framing.
APOL
Hindi malaman kung anong nangyari. Sabi ng iba, nagkatuwaan ang mga piloto ng eroplano at ginawang laro ang pagpapalipad kaya't na-disgrasya...
INSERT SHOT: Base Camp.
Mikel and David scratching their heads and covering their faces with hankies.
DAVID
No comment! No comment!
End shot.
APOL
Hindi pa namin nakukuhaan ng paliwanag ang mga piloto, ngunit ayon kay Dr. Co, ang tinugariang representatibo ng mga tao, mas importanteng malaman walang nasawi, at iilan lang ang sugatan. Dr.?
JAM
Thanks, Apol.
APOL
Dr. ano na ang situasyon ngayon?
JAM
We're okay naman. We have a base camp where captain Garcia and his co-pilot stays. We've set up our sleeping quarters dun sa Cave. Everyone's adjusted quiet well, considering almost 2 hours palang since our time of crash. We've even set up a Supplies camp where a responsible passenger is assigned to deliver the goods to their respective owners...
INSERT SHOT: Supplies Camp
ROCHELLE
Akin yan, akin yan!
DREW
[accented]
Me'em, I've got a give and take policy working for me here...
He smiles, trying to charm her.
ROCHELLE
Ano ba! Ano bang gagawin mo kay Jericho?! Ibigay mo sakin yung poster ko!
DREW
Uh-uh-uh. Not without a kiss, hunnie...
ROCHELLE
Ayoko! Si Jericho lang!
DREW
But me'em, I'm Australian. I've got an accent. What more do you want?
ROCHELLE
WAAAAAH!
End shot.
APOL
Paano naman po ang ibang mga pasahero?
JAM
As I've said, they're all okay naman. Because of the shock and trauma, most are staying put, trying to relax...
INSERT SHOT: By the shores...
Isa and Nina, dancing to a tribal beat and drinking...
Nina raises a little bottle of vodka.
NINA
Inuman na!!!!
End Shot.
JAM
Some have recovered. It's a bit difficult lang kasi we're in need of more doctors, you know, just in case?
INSERT SHOT: Medic Camp
A limping Tonio messes up the place.
TONIO
Nasan na ba batuta ko?!
End shot.
JAM
So, generally we're okay. Well, except for little girl who's still trying to search for someone named Ahi-yang?
INSERT SHOT: Inner part of the forest
BRINNIE
[calling out] Ahiyang? Ahhi-yanggg!
End shot.
APOL
What's Ahhiyang?
JAM
I don't know. No one knows how to speak Chinese here.
APOL
Ahh, manay, este, madam, may parating na bang rescue operation?
JAM
Well, Captain Garcia mentioned he was able to 'mayday' a certain Mr. Solis, governor of the mainland. Hopefully, they'll soon sense there's something wrong.
APOL
Madam, ano naman po yung mga sinsabing umu-ungol na tunog sa gubat?
JAM
Huh?
APOL
Yung gubat po, buhay daw po?
GV
5...4...3...That's a wrap!
APOL
Bilis naman!
GV
Sakit na nang kamay ko! Si Em naman pagprak-tisan mo.
INT. THE CAVE - NIGHT
Sunset. Night falls. Insect noises surround the place.
CZA
You shouldn't like, carry a gun like that in here...
Karren looks at Cza but says nothing. She continues to clean her gun.
CZA
I mean, you could really hurt someone.
KARREN
It's unloaded. You're not gonna die.
CZA
Oh, you mean like, the bullets aren't there or something?
Exasperation is written in Karren's face.
KARREN
Listen, little miss chicken-of-the-sea, I have ---
A PIERCING scream.
KARREN
What the fuck?
She cocks her gun.
CZA
Eeek! I thought you said that was unloaded.
KARREN
[smirks] I lied.
CAMS
Guys, come quick! Something's happened with the twins!
They scramble off.
INT. MEDIC CAMP - NIGHT
TONIO
Ba't ba kayo nandito lahat? May sakit ba lahat kayo?
CAMS
I'm here for documentation.
She raises her notebook.
TONIO
Fine. Pasok.
He lets her in.
TONIO
Oh, pati kayo?
He looks at Karren and Cza. Irritated.
TONIO
Wag na! Ang sikip na dito, hindi ko pa mahanap batuta ko!
Karren opens her jacket to reveal the gun.
TONIO
[gulps]
Ay, joke lang. Pasok...pasok. Hehehe. Feel free to invade my private space...
They enter and join the small crowd gathered.
Cat and Aram are holding each other tightly. Lips pursed to emphasize amazing cheekbones.
ARAM
And Ashley and I, were like, just by the falls -
CAT-O
Splashing each other water -
ARAM
Yah know? MtV-like in slow mo?
CAT-O
Like the stuff of guys wet dreams?
At the back, the men whisper.
JOSEPH
Dude, the Olsen twins are so hot!
DREW
Yeah man!
JOSPEH
Think they'd date a rocker?
He raises his brandnew guitar - the Gibson Les Paul and samples a tune.
Drew shakes his head.
DREW
Watch and learn, mate...
ARAM
And then suddenly, just when we were about to take off our bikinis to see the contours of our ribs, this...this...
CAT-O
This freaky sound came from like...SOMEWHERE! In the jungle!
Drew approaches, takes Cat-o's hand and kisses it.
DREW
If I were with you two little ladies, I'd carry you off to safety so you wouldn't hurt those precious feet of yours...
He winks. Cat-o flushes.
ARAM
[fans himself]
That's hot!
Joseph shakes his head. Amazed.
JOSEPH
Master...
Drew smirks.
KARREN
So, let me get this straight. You heard a sound, and you ran?
She scoffs.
ARAM
Ugh! It wasn't like just any sound, yah know?
The twins smirk at Karren.
CAT-O
[coughts, whispers]
Bi-atch.
CZA
[offended]
Ashley! Mary-Kate! You give us blondes a bad name!
ARAM
What?!
[points at Cat-o]
She said it...
CAT-O
But you were theng-keng' it...
They smile and cackle.
Karren shakes her head.
KARREN
[mutters]
Bimbos. I'm outta here.
She leaves the tent but another piercing SCREAM stops her.
KARREN
What the fuck?
She cocks her gun.
Cat-o hugs Aram.
CAT-O
[frightened]
That doesn't sound like the scream of a single, hot, bulimic-anoxeric, ditzy blonde woman!
DREW
It's worse.
Everyone looks at him.
DREW
It's the scream of an unwed-teenage mama!
JOSEPH
OOohhhh!
Isa and Nina, in bikinis, enter the tent.
JOSEPH
Holy mama!
ISA
Guys, something happened!
Cams raises her hand.
CAMS
Guys, don't talk too fast, I'm transcribing here. Can you repeat that?
ISA
[perkily nods]
Okay.
They get out of the tent and enter again.
ISA
Guys, something happened!
JOSEPH
Holy mama!
NINS
[impressed at him]
Wow, you've got like ESPN! It's Mea!
KARREN
What about that pregnant chick?
NINS
We were like, talking earlier and she mentioned something about being food-gatherers?
CAT-O
Food gatherers?
ARAM
Eeeewww, what's that?
ISA
Our reaction exactly.
NINS
And so she explained how it was our responsibility as women to find food for the people.
JOSEPH
Man, you gotta luv a woman like that...
ISA
We were like, ewww no, GV, JR and Tonio could like hunt and fish right?
TONIO
Ano ba? Kita nang lumpo ako, gusto niyo pako mangisda at mangaso?!
NINS
So anyway, she went off because she saw a banana tree. I mean, hormones and cravings right? And the next thing we know, there was this scream that was so her...
ISA
You know, that, wacky "HUWAAAAAAAAH?!" hysterical mama scream?
NINS
And we knew she has got to be in some kind of trouble, coz' you only reserve that kind of screaming when you're like in labor or something right?
ISA
Yeah, and like, she's not yet in labor coz' she still got 2 months to go!
NINS
And that's when we knew, something's wrong coz' she used that kind of scream. And she's not yet in labor!
ISA
So, if she's like not in labor, then she must then be -
KARREN
In trouble. Yes, yes.
[rolls eyes]
I think we got that part covered.
CZA
[frightened]
So, like, what are we gonna do now?
KARREN
Cams, get Jam. Alert the others. And get me Len M. I need her to investigate on this and what the Olsens were saying. Drew, get the captain and his crew. Try to gather the others to the cave for safety.
She turns to Cat-O, Aram, Cza, Nins, and Isa.
KARREN
The five of you, go back to the cave. Joseph, escort them.
JOSEPH
[rubs his hands]
This has got to be my lucky day.
KARREN
Any other questions?
ARAM
Who like, died and made you leader?!
TONIO
Pwede huwag mo nang galitin? Kita mo na ngang may baril eh.
Karren raises her gun again.
ARAM
Ugh! Don't yah point that theng' at me sis-tah!
CAT-O
She's not your sis-tah! I'm your sis-tah!
ARAM
That was an expression Ashley. God, you're so dumb!
CAT-O
Ugh, like you're not? We like, share brain parts coz' we're twins, Mary Kate!
ARAM
Oh! Right...
TONIO
Umalis na nga kayo lahat! Ang ingay niyo! Sumasakit lalo paa ko!
CAT-O
[flips her hair]
Fine!
ARAM
Ugh! What a jerk!
CAT-O
We're all going to the cave and you'll be like...alone!
She gives him a satisfied, haughty look as they leave.
Tonio shakes his head and opens a bottle of Vicodin pills.
TONIO
[rubs his limp leg]
Impyerno.
*END DAY 1*
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INT. V-A-S-H-A- AIRPLANE. - DAY
Screams. Chaos. The plane shakes and spins uncontrollably...
MEA
[crying]
DADDYYYYY! Mhuwaaaaa!
JAC
Miss, miss, it's okay. Captain Garcia will take of us.
[holds up his hand]
Do you trust me?
MEA
Huwaaat?!
From the back row...
NINA
[shouting]
I trust you!
The plane shakes...
MIKEL
Folks, this is Captain Garcia speaking. Just hold on to your seats and to your loved ones. Everything's going to be all right. Everything's going to be ---
The plane plummets...
MIKEL
Puchangina-syeeetttt! Mamamatay tayo!
[to control] Mayday, mayday, Lt. Solis, do you read me? We're off our course! We're off our ----
The plane's right wing dissappears in the air...
MEA
[tearful]
DADDYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Jac slaps her.
JAC
Ano ba?! Trust me nga eh!
MIKEL
[eyes widening]
Holy mother of God! We're gonna ----
A deafening sound as the plane crashes and the engine explodes.
Then silence.
EXT. NABOOOH SHORELINE - DAY
V-A-S-H-A Aircraft is in ruins. Everyone is bruised and bloodied. Smoke and fire rise from the left wing.
A small, innocent girl wearing a red cheongsam walks by. Confused. Disoriented. About to have a panic-attack.
BRINNIE
This is not happening. This is not happening. I'm gonna close my eyes and click my heels...
She closes her eyes and clicks her lily-foot-sized feet...
BRINNIE
There is no place like home...There is no place like home...
Her meditation is interrupted by a Dachshund trampling on her.
BRINNIE
WAHHH!
A sexy-foxy woman runs in slow-mo...
ISA
Bruiser! Bruiser! Don't run, we're not in Kansas anymore!
Bruiser barks and runs back to Isa.
ISA
Get off the little Chun-li look-alike! Bad dog!
She sexily pouts. Then offers a hand to Brinnie.
ISA
Are you okay? I hope you didn't break a nail or something...
Brinnie gets up and looks around, lip trembling.
BRINNIE
[crying]
Muaaaah! I'm still here! I'm sill here! Ahhh-hiii-yaaah? Ahhh-hiii-yaaah?
She walks away, still disoriented, leaving Isa and Bruiser behind.
ISA
[hollers to Brinnie]
Call me!
EXT. BASE CAMP - DAY
On the safe part of a beach, the captain and the crew stare at the crazed mob.
MIKEL
We have to do something...David? How's the transmitter?
DAVID
I'm still trying to get a signal.
He fiddles a box-shaped gadget with the letters S-O-N-Y imprinted on it.
DAVID
Damn, it won't work captain. [frowns] If only I had my shades, I'd see better...
EXT. MEDIC CAMP - DAY
By another corner at the beach...
JAM
I don't see why we can't coordinate.
TONIO
Ganito. Ako, head ako ng Diagnostic Team. Ikaw, surgeon. Magkaiba tayong fields.
JAM
But people need our help! People are dying!
TONIO
Sabi ng bigyan mo lahat ng Biogesic Paracetamol eh. Bakit mo ba ako kailangan? Magagamot mo naman lahat yan.
JAM
[shocked]
Dr. House!
TONIO
Sa mga challenging na sakit lang ako. Yung mga walang nakaka-solve. Okay?
Sige na, alis diyan, hahanapin ko pa yung batuta ko...
Limping, he leaves her. Jam is angry and turns to the girls.
JAM
No one likes to take the initiave? Fine. I'll be THE LEADER. Okay?
CAMS/JACKY/ANA/APOL
Okay!
JAM
First things first. Jacky, you'll be head nurse, try to check on the wounded. Be careful with the syringes. They. Are. Not. Play. Things.
JACKY
Yes, doc.
JAM
Also, we need a head count kung sino ang nag-survive. Cams, you take care of the manifest.
CAMS
[pulls out a notebook] On it.
JAM
Apol.
APOL
Yes?
JAM
Try to coordinate with David. See if may signal na from the blackbox. We need some live coverage. You have your mic with you?
APOL
[pulls out a mic] Always.
JAM
Okay, that's settled then. Go!
EXT. SHORELINE - DAY
By mid afternoon, the men and women and 1 child [Brinnie] seem to be all settled.
By the shore, 5 feet away from the crash site, 2 sexy women sunbathe.
A paranoid and pregnant Mea walks towards them.
MEA
Girls, all i'm saying is, kung ma-stu-stuck tayo dito for sometime, we have to know how to get food diba?
ISA
[pops on her shades]Sure! The guys can like, fish!
NINS
Yeah!
She puts on her SPF 1000+ sunblock.
NINS
Nandyan naman sina GV eh. They're used to like, the mountains and beaches right?!
MEA
Well, I still think we have to contribute. Let's be food-gatherers!
Isa blanches.
ISA
Eewwww, what's that?
MEA
You know, like before during the Neanderthal period? Men are the hunters and providers, women, the gatherers of veggies and fruits...
She lovingly carresses her swollen belly.
NINS
I think that's your maternal hormones kicking in...
MEA
Hmmm, tama ka.
She looks around at THE FOREST and her eyes brighten.
MEA
Is that...is that...
ISA
What is it?
MEA
[fascinated] A banana tree...
EXT. DEEP IN THE FOREST. BY THE WATER FALLS - DAY
The twins are laughing. Splashing water against each other. In their skimpy tanks and bikinis to show off their sexy ribs...
Suddenly, a RUMBLING SOUND...
ARAM
Ashley!
CAT-O
Yes, Mary Kate?
He is panting and horrified.
ARAM
The forest...it's ALIVEEEEEE!!!!!
They run for cover.
EXT. THE WOODS - DAY
MR
Anak ng baka! Ano yun?
JEN
It's nature's way of getting back at us! With all the illegal logging going on!
MR
As a primordial being with enhaned powers, naiisip kong kailangan parin natin magputol ng mga puno.
JEN
Um, excuse me?! What trees? I'm campaigning for "Save a Life, Save a Tree" program. Magagalit sainyo si Fr. David. And didn't you learn anything about the value of ALL living things from Jimeneeb? Hello?! Ako kaya highest sa orals? Tanong mo pa kay Cza!
MR
Eh paki ko ba!? Pag-umungol yang gubat na yan, at least ako may pana at bato!
He storms off.
BENSON
Emmm! Hintay!
He runs after MR, backpack bouncing.
EXT. MEDIC CAMP - DAY
Jam, the leader, is infuriated.
JAM
Um, excuse, I believe that's my tree log you're sitting on?
A tall male with an AUSTRALIAN accent turns and smiles at her.
DREW
Oh, sorry meh-mmm...
Jam is flustered and charmed.
JAM
It's okay. What are you doing here?
DREW
Just wanted to report. Most of the people have set up camp at a nearby cave.
JAM
A cave? That's good.
DREW
I've taken the liberty of gathering all the luggage.
JAM
Why's that?
DREW
[smirks]
I love to scavenge...
JAM
Ahh...errr. all right. So, anyone who needs supplies will have to go to you then.
He smiles and runs a hand through his hair.
DREW
'course...that's the idea.
He winks.
INT. CAVE - DAY
A young man and woman are fighting.
CZA
I don't wanna sleep here, it's too dark!
HENRIK
Hindi tayo pwede sa labas! Kita mo nang buhay tong gubat!
CZA
Fine!
She pouts and crosses her arms.
HENRIK
O, galit pa!
JR
[watching from a corner]
Tsk..newlyweds!
He struts away from the bantering couple, to the rocky part of the cave, serving as as a makeshift living room.
He sits on top a rock, shifts until he's comfortable. He closes his eyes, takes a deep breath and starts to meditate...
JR
I can feel...the earth...the sun...it's calling me...it's calling me...
Eyes closed. Lips pursed. He chants.
Perspiration starts to trickle down his temple...
JR
uhummmm....uhummmm...
A shadow behind his back. Someone creeping...
JOSEPH
OY!
JR falls from his seat. Surprised.
JR
Pare naman! [scratches his head] Sabi nang wag ka mangingiliti!
He raises his shirt and touches the sides of his stomach.
JR
Bumaon yang daliri mo sa gilid ko ah!
JOSEPH
Ah ganun ba? Sorry pare ha, di ko na madisciplina daliri ko eh. Tingnan mo.
Joseph raises his hand and both stare in awe of the fingers shaking uncontrollably.
JR
[husky] Pare...dude, tsong, heavy! Iba na yan ah...
JOSEPH
Di kaya ng walang hinahawakang yosi eh.
JR
Nasan na mga Winston mo?
JOSEPH
Eh nandun sa supplies camp ni Drew. Pare, pucha, gawin ba namang 'barter policy'?! Wala naman akong mabibigay.
Suddenly, a blinding light! A white figure with a halo appears...
RANDY
That's when you're wrong, my brothers...
Randy raises his right hand, with a gaping hole in the middle, blood spurting everywhere.
Joseph and JR grimace.
RANDY
Learning to love yourselves, is the greatest love of all...
JOSEPH/JR
OOohhhhh...
Randy smiles widely. White teeth shinning.
RANDY
That's right! Stay in school. Be cool. And don't do drugs. Aight?!
They high-five.
JOSEPH/JR
Aight!
RANDY
Peace out!
He dissappears.
JR
[awed] Whooah! Heaavy pare, heavy!
JOSEPH
This island is really creepy.
They nod.
JOSEPH
So, ano ibig sabihin ng mysterious haloed-figure with a beard? That I should what? Give myself to Drew? Barter myself for a box of yosi?
Jr scratches his goatee, thinking.
JR
Mukhang ganun na nga...
JOSEPH
Pero been there, done that na. Nag-downloadable love na kami kasami nina Tonio. Wala ba siyang natutunan about commodification?! Di pwede katawan ko, may pagbibigyan pa ko nito!
JR
Mukhang kailangan mo na mag-quit pare...
JOSEPH
Pare, that's so hard!
JR
[pats him] Pare, in life, everything is hard.
INSERT SHOT: Supplies Camp
Drew in shades lounging by the shores, drinking buko with a smile on his face, with Isa and Nina in bikinis dancing.
End shot.
JOSEPH
Pare, tulungan mo ko. Anong gagawin ko? Nanginginig na pati ibang daliri ko. Lalo na hinlalaki ko.
JR
[gives him a look]Anong malaki?!
He scoots away.
JR
Pare, sorry pero that's not my thing...
JOSEPH
Hinlalaki! Yung daliri sa paa! Eto naman, oh.
JR
Okay fine, solusyonan na natin ang addiction mo.
He scratches his goatee again.
JR
Kailangan kasi may gawin yang daliri mo para hindi manginig...ano kaya? Ahhh alam ko na!
JOSEPH
Talaga?! Ano pare?! Ano?
JR
Shhhh...close your eyes.
Joseph does as he's told.
JR begins to chant.
Joseph peeps.
JR
Pikit sabi!
JOSEPH
Sorry, sorry. Game na. Promise.
Chanting continues.
JR
Okay, open na.
Joseph slowly opens his eyes. And shinning before him...
JOSEPH
HOLY GUACAMOLE! It's, it's...
He pants in disbelief.
JR
Yes, your dream guitar. The Gibson Les Paul.
JOSEPH
The Jimmy Page signature model?
JR
Of course!
He hands it to him.
JOSEPH
[takes it]Thanks pare. But how? What? Huh?
JR smiles and shakes his head.
JR
Dream...Believe...Survive.
He nods and looks heavenward.
JR
The Island...is alive!
EXT. THE CAVE - DAY
By the coconut trees...
VAL
Shotgun! Hammock!
HENRIK
Ano bang pinagsasabi mo? We're lost in this mysterious, freaky...MOANING island! Walang hammock dito!
VAL
[leans on a tree] Two trees, the shade, the cool breeze, ERGO, hammock!
HENRIK
San ka naman kukuha ng hammock, aber?
VAL
Duh?! Kay Drew!
HENRIK
Ha! Barter policy nga siya! Pinagpalit ko na nga yung kaisa-isa kong Lacoste shirt para lang magkaroon ng unan yung asawa ko eh. Tapos ikaw, sa tingin mo ganong kadali kumuha ng gamit pang-hamok?
He snorts arrogantly. Crosses his arms over his chest.
VAL
Ha! Just because muntik nako mag-basic math AND "D" ako sa accounting, AND "F+" ako sa stat AND dri-nop ko yung subject AND inabandon ko kayong groupmates ko, AND nag-shift ako to comm doesn't mean wala nakong ibang abilities!
She frowns.
VAL
Logically, it doesn't follow!
HENRIK
Ano ba pinagsasabi mo? Off-topic ka! Hammock pinag-uusapan natin ah?!
VAL
Duh, rant lang! Kumain ka na ba? Ba't ang init ng ulo mo?
HENRIK
Hay ewan! Tara, tingnan na lang natin kung makukuha mo materyales mo.
VAL
Why, you're laughing! [smirks]Excuse me!
HENRIK
Hindi kasi ganun kadali yun eh.
VAL
But you underestimate the powers of a woman...
EXT. THE WOODS - DAY
MR
Ilang sibat na yan?
ROBINSON
Isa...dalawa...DALAWA!
MR tosses his machete to the ground.
MR
Pwede na yan! Takte! Tagaktak na pawis ko! Dapat sinama natin yung mga batak ang katawan. Ang hirap magputol ng puno.
A chilly wind...
JEN
[v.o.,haunting]
I told you so....
MR
Naaay! Tara na, bilisan na natin. Kinikilabutan nako dito.
ROBINSON
[jumping happpily]
O-tei!
EXT. SHORES - DAY
GV frames Apol into a box using his fingers.
GV
1...2...3, Pasok Apol!
APOL
Salamat GV!
She smiles. A hairbrush is used as a microphone.
APOL
At ngayon sa nagbabagang mga balita na nakakakiliti. Tatlong-pu! Natagpuang BUHAY dito sa ISLA!
She starts to walk. GV follows framing.
APOL
Hindi malaman kung anong nangyari. Sabi ng iba, nagkatuwaan ang mga piloto ng eroplano at ginawang laro ang pagpapalipad kaya't na-disgrasya...
INSERT SHOT: Base Camp.
Mikel and David scratching their heads and covering their faces with hankies.
DAVID
No comment! No comment!
End shot.
APOL
Hindi pa namin nakukuhaan ng paliwanag ang mga piloto, ngunit ayon kay Dr. Co, ang tinugariang representatibo ng mga tao, mas importanteng malaman walang nasawi, at iilan lang ang sugatan. Dr.?
JAM
Thanks, Apol.
APOL
Dr. ano na ang situasyon ngayon?
JAM
We're okay naman. We have a base camp where captain Garcia and his co-pilot stays. We've set up our sleeping quarters dun sa Cave. Everyone's adjusted quiet well, considering almost 2 hours palang since our time of crash. We've even set up a Supplies camp where a responsible passenger is assigned to deliver the goods to their respective owners...
INSERT SHOT: Supplies Camp
ROCHELLE
Akin yan, akin yan!
DREW
[accented]
Me'em, I've got a give and take policy working for me here...
He smiles, trying to charm her.
ROCHELLE
Ano ba! Ano bang gagawin mo kay Jericho?! Ibigay mo sakin yung poster ko!
DREW
Uh-uh-uh. Not without a kiss, hunnie...
ROCHELLE
Ayoko! Si Jericho lang!
DREW
But me'em, I'm Australian. I've got an accent. What more do you want?
ROCHELLE
WAAAAAH!
End shot.
APOL
Paano naman po ang ibang mga pasahero?
JAM
As I've said, they're all okay naman. Because of the shock and trauma, most are staying put, trying to relax...
INSERT SHOT: By the shores...
Isa and Nina, dancing to a tribal beat and drinking...
Nina raises a little bottle of vodka.
NINA
Inuman na!!!!
End Shot.
JAM
Some have recovered. It's a bit difficult lang kasi we're in need of more doctors, you know, just in case?
INSERT SHOT: Medic Camp
A limping Tonio messes up the place.
TONIO
Nasan na ba batuta ko?!
End shot.
JAM
So, generally we're okay. Well, except for little girl who's still trying to search for someone named Ahi-yang?
INSERT SHOT: Inner part of the forest
BRINNIE
[calling out] Ahiyang? Ahhi-yanggg!
End shot.
APOL
What's Ahhiyang?
JAM
I don't know. No one knows how to speak Chinese here.
APOL
Ahh, manay, este, madam, may parating na bang rescue operation?
JAM
Well, Captain Garcia mentioned he was able to 'mayday' a certain Mr. Solis, governor of the mainland. Hopefully, they'll soon sense there's something wrong.
APOL
Madam, ano naman po yung mga sinsabing umu-ungol na tunog sa gubat?
JAM
Huh?
APOL
Yung gubat po, buhay daw po?
GV
5...4...3...That's a wrap!
APOL
Bilis naman!
GV
Sakit na nang kamay ko! Si Em naman pagprak-tisan mo.
INT. THE CAVE - NIGHT
Sunset. Night falls. Insect noises surround the place.
CZA
You shouldn't like, carry a gun like that in here...
Karren looks at Cza but says nothing. She continues to clean her gun.
CZA
I mean, you could really hurt someone.
KARREN
It's unloaded. You're not gonna die.
CZA
Oh, you mean like, the bullets aren't there or something?
Exasperation is written in Karren's face.
KARREN
Listen, little miss chicken-of-the-sea, I have ---
A PIERCING scream.
KARREN
What the fuck?
She cocks her gun.
CZA
Eeek! I thought you said that was unloaded.
KARREN
[smirks] I lied.
CAMS
Guys, come quick! Something's happened with the twins!
They scramble off.
INT. MEDIC CAMP - NIGHT
TONIO
Ba't ba kayo nandito lahat? May sakit ba lahat kayo?
CAMS
I'm here for documentation.
She raises her notebook.
TONIO
Fine. Pasok.
He lets her in.
TONIO
Oh, pati kayo?
He looks at Karren and Cza. Irritated.
TONIO
Wag na! Ang sikip na dito, hindi ko pa mahanap batuta ko!
Karren opens her jacket to reveal the gun.
TONIO
[gulps]
Ay, joke lang. Pasok...pasok. Hehehe. Feel free to invade my private space...
They enter and join the small crowd gathered.
Cat and Aram are holding each other tightly. Lips pursed to emphasize amazing cheekbones.
ARAM
And Ashley and I, were like, just by the falls -
CAT-O
Splashing each other water -
ARAM
Yah know? MtV-like in slow mo?
CAT-O
Like the stuff of guys wet dreams?
At the back, the men whisper.
JOSEPH
Dude, the Olsen twins are so hot!
DREW
Yeah man!
JOSPEH
Think they'd date a rocker?
He raises his brandnew guitar - the Gibson Les Paul and samples a tune.
Drew shakes his head.
DREW
Watch and learn, mate...
ARAM
And then suddenly, just when we were about to take off our bikinis to see the contours of our ribs, this...this...
CAT-O
This freaky sound came from like...SOMEWHERE! In the jungle!
Drew approaches, takes Cat-o's hand and kisses it.
DREW
If I were with you two little ladies, I'd carry you off to safety so you wouldn't hurt those precious feet of yours...
He winks. Cat-o flushes.
ARAM
[fans himself]
That's hot!
Joseph shakes his head. Amazed.
JOSEPH
Master...
Drew smirks.
KARREN
So, let me get this straight. You heard a sound, and you ran?
She scoffs.
ARAM
Ugh! It wasn't like just any sound, yah know?
The twins smirk at Karren.
CAT-O
[coughts, whispers]
Bi-atch.
CZA
[offended]
Ashley! Mary-Kate! You give us blondes a bad name!
ARAM
What?!
[points at Cat-o]
She said it...
CAT-O
But you were theng-keng' it...
They smile and cackle.
Karren shakes her head.
KARREN
[mutters]
Bimbos. I'm outta here.
She leaves the tent but another piercing SCREAM stops her.
KARREN
What the fuck?
She cocks her gun.
Cat-o hugs Aram.
CAT-O
[frightened]
That doesn't sound like the scream of a single, hot, bulimic-anoxeric, ditzy blonde woman!
DREW
It's worse.
Everyone looks at him.
DREW
It's the scream of an unwed-teenage mama!
JOSEPH
OOohhhh!
Isa and Nina, in bikinis, enter the tent.
JOSEPH
Holy mama!
ISA
Guys, something happened!
Cams raises her hand.
CAMS
Guys, don't talk too fast, I'm transcribing here. Can you repeat that?
ISA
[perkily nods]
Okay.
They get out of the tent and enter again.
ISA
Guys, something happened!
JOSEPH
Holy mama!
NINS
[impressed at him]
Wow, you've got like ESPN! It's Mea!
KARREN
What about that pregnant chick?
NINS
We were like, talking earlier and she mentioned something about being food-gatherers?
CAT-O
Food gatherers?
ARAM
Eeeewww, what's that?
ISA
Our reaction exactly.
NINS
And so she explained how it was our responsibility as women to find food for the people.
JOSEPH
Man, you gotta luv a woman like that...
ISA
We were like, ewww no, GV, JR and Tonio could like hunt and fish right?
TONIO
Ano ba? Kita nang lumpo ako, gusto niyo pako mangisda at mangaso?!
NINS
So anyway, she went off because she saw a banana tree. I mean, hormones and cravings right? And the next thing we know, there was this scream that was so her...
ISA
You know, that, wacky "HUWAAAAAAAAH?!" hysterical mama scream?
NINS
And we knew she has got to be in some kind of trouble, coz' you only reserve that kind of screaming when you're like in labor or something right?
ISA
Yeah, and like, she's not yet in labor coz' she still got 2 months to go!
NINS
And that's when we knew, something's wrong coz' she used that kind of scream. And she's not yet in labor!
ISA
So, if she's like not in labor, then she must then be -
KARREN
In trouble. Yes, yes.
[rolls eyes]
I think we got that part covered.
CZA
[frightened]
So, like, what are we gonna do now?
KARREN
Cams, get Jam. Alert the others. And get me Len M. I need her to investigate on this and what the Olsens were saying. Drew, get the captain and his crew. Try to gather the others to the cave for safety.
She turns to Cat-O, Aram, Cza, Nins, and Isa.
KARREN
The five of you, go back to the cave. Joseph, escort them.
JOSEPH
[rubs his hands]
This has got to be my lucky day.
KARREN
Any other questions?
ARAM
Who like, died and made you leader?!
TONIO
Pwede huwag mo nang galitin? Kita mo na ngang may baril eh.
Karren raises her gun again.
ARAM
Ugh! Don't yah point that theng' at me sis-tah!
CAT-O
She's not your sis-tah! I'm your sis-tah!
ARAM
That was an expression Ashley. God, you're so dumb!
CAT-O
Ugh, like you're not? We like, share brain parts coz' we're twins, Mary Kate!
ARAM
Oh! Right...
TONIO
Umalis na nga kayo lahat! Ang ingay niyo! Sumasakit lalo paa ko!
CAT-O
[flips her hair]
Fine!
ARAM
Ugh! What a jerk!
CAT-O
We're all going to the cave and you'll be like...alone!
She gives him a satisfied, haughty look as they leave.
Tonio shakes his head and opens a bottle of Vicodin pills.
TONIO
[rubs his limp leg]
Impyerno.
*END DAY 1*
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hahaha!
ang galing galing ni val!
pero mukhang mahirap tong gawin mini-flick! san tayo maghahanap ng airplane at gubat?
hehehehe!
looking forward to the next parts!
mwah! love ya gurl!
go on go on! continue!!!HAHAHAHAHA!ituloy ang kwento!hey! ito na ba yung mini-movie project natin?AHHAHAHA -keto
BENSON
Emmm! Hintay!
He runs after MR, backpack bouncing.
---oh my ged.AHHAHAHA this is hilarious!
-ket0
Damn, it won't work captain. [frowns] If only I had my shades, I'd see better... <--- my shades?!?!?! hahahahahaha
i love you people! ahahhahahah! thanks for letting me play with your characteristics/personalities! all harmless fun! ahahahhahah
mwah!
ps. oh, henrik , btw, may shinning moment ka pala sa day 2. you can thank cat-o for that. *wink*
on to writing the next parts!!!!
aei
omg. haha!! sobrang blonde ako dito!! hahaha!! hmm.. madali ung casting dito ah!! haha!! kudos to you :P i want more!!!!!!
p.s. my boots are made for walking..:P so dont forget them!! hahahaha!!!!!!
hahahah! the best! nakakatawa!
mea: let's be food gatherers!
david: shades
and jam and tonyo's banter astig! hahah! :D
hahahaha! laughtrip! hahaha! :D
next parts na! bilis!!!! hahaha! :D
grabe ang cool cool ko naman haha
aliw pamatay boredom hahaha
good work val! lumalabas mga comic realities ng ating mga personalities hahaha
kabobohan talaga to hahahaha
laugh trip hahaha
damn! this is wHacKeD!
KARREN
What the fuck?
She cocks her gun. <-- Karren na Karren nga to...
---------
JOSEPH
[rubs his hands]
This has got to be my lucky day. <--- Joe batang manyak
"She closes her eyes and clicks her lily-foot-sized feet...
There is no place like home...There is no place like home..."
haha! go brinie! =P
Oist damihan mo lines ko!! - JOE
ako ang master ni josip. at siya ang aking kanang kamay. bigyan mo ako ng linya na inuutusan siya,. wahahahaha
- adi
i love it i love it! haha!
Keep 'em coming! :)
oi val! bat parang ako nalang ata ang hindi nababanggit dito!!!!! waaaah! tampo na ako sayo!
BRINNIE
[calling out] Ahiyang? Ahhi-yanggg!
haha! the best val!:D
-->len m.
Bwahahahahaha! Nice work Val!!! Looking forward to day 2!!! Hehe! =) - APOL
nice story again hehe...nakakatawa,kuhang kuha personality ng lahat,wehehehe...comment lng hehe,ung blackbox po hndi transmitter n radyo,tape recorder un ng eroplano,wekekeke...anyways,cool story...waiting for day 2! --> M.R.
mr wag mo seryosohin wahahahah yung blackbox lang nga ang battery/recorder/transmitter/radio/laruan ni david sa island wahahahah okay? LOLs
val :)
omigod! ngayon ko lang nabasa toh! at good friday pa! bwahaha! para ko sira ulo kasi mag isa ko tumatawa while reading the story! mwahaha!!!
good job val! m looking forward to whatever's next! hahaha!
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